humorstar:

cr: @thepigeongazette

(Source: humorstar)

avenging-eyes:

ozbert-mcdeadinside:

we-generouslybeautifulstudent:

sheshiresat:

narratorquestionmark:

amberisobsessed:

there-is-purpose-to-be:

2d-shitposts:

captainilikeboysandgirlswow:

consensualclowns:

silverinkwings:

qualitees:

Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month!

I want one or maybe two

is this a bi joke

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

I would definitely bi one of these

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

These puns are pretty ace.

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

I’m seeing how this pan-s out. 

They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.

i like how they go from “subtle lgbt+ shirt” to “IM GAY beanie”

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

frankenmouse:

I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.

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learsdaughters:

this is a great title because it makes it sound like the globe decided to up the tragedy by literally murdering random theatregoers 

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thebibliosphere:

cryingtrashgod:

veerletakino:

eevee-nicks:

anoriginalderivative:

whitepeopletwitter:

life is back pain

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

@thebibliosphere

I just remembered you, I dunno why.

And I think this is accurate and funny (not too funny though. back pain, whatever the cause may be, is a bitch).

Have a great day!

Both valid and fair.

caucasianscriptures:

The man with the dog is living his best life

timelessziowl167:

starwritandsuchthings:

fuckyeahfightlock:

radandidontstop2:

mysharona1987:

geekandmisandry:

mysharona1987:

Um…at the risk of sounding snobby here: Do the elitist GOP get that the house doesn’t even look that good?

Not that I’m judging: I grew up in some mediocre places too. It’s fine, and there are certainly worse places. I agree with her: It was likely fine to grow up in.  

But it’s a pretty mundane and rundown. By any standards.

But it’s a standing house. So apparently, per the Republicans, she’s a limousine liberal.  

I second this, I grew up poor and this house…well, it’s not a “dump” or anything, but is no better a house than I was raised in with two parents barely making enough money to make the mortgage payments.

That’s what I can’t get over.

They are acting like this is some big Hollywood mansion.

And it’s really not.

This reminds me of the time Fox News tried to paint poor people as rich because 97% have a refrigerator

Meanwhile, at Secy of Education Betsy DeVos’s house:

Not to throw stones, but having delivered pizza to the DeVos kids?

That is one home on their property. One of several. The gatekeeper asks which address you are delivering to. FOR ONE FAMILY. They are grosser than that picture makes you feel

Damn ya done exposed them. That’s actually insane ?!